whm quotebook

439 results found

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me: why are you rassist? elisa: I love to be!

-Lizzy [30th March 23]

# 362 comitted by Juno

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mache ich 2 mal bin ich arbeitslos

-Penny Kassierer [30th March 23]

# 363 comitted by Carlo

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...kann für wasserorganissmen giftig sein *points at zoe* dich

-Limus [30th March 23]

# 364 comitted by Juno

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I am the ALPHA and the OMEGA

-God [30th March 23]

# 365 comitted by God

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alisa: Boah ich bin so ein genie Juno: ..du bist so ein emo?

-Juno [31st March 23]

# 366 comitted by Ran

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glug glug, rauch rauch

-Limus [2nd April 23]

# 367 comitted by Zoe

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plakat:"unaufgeklärter mord in Hamburg" Mio:"ahh wie schön"

-Mio [8th April 23]

# 368 comitted by Zoe

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Me: do I have a date (talking about beeduo int) Alisa: you have urself... and ur persoanlities...

-Limus [10th April 23]

# 369 comitted by Ran

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Diese flauschigen Hühner teile die man verbrennt

-Limus [10th April 23]

# 370 comitted by Ran

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Please let me in

-Herr Knöpfel [12th April 23]

# 371 comitted by Limus

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felix: ist kunst pay to win? hr. targatz: ne bei kunst verliert man nur

-Herr Targatz [12th April 23]

# 372 comitted by Juno

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stop fingering it

-Limus [14th April 23]

# 373 comitted by Zoe

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kannst du was von dem weißen zeug auf meinen chicken Nugget machen?

-Limus [14th April 23]

# 374 comitted by Juno

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Wo ist meine Hose

-Limus [14th April 23]

# 375 comitted by Zoe

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* moans* Das ist ein kampfschrei

-Zoe [15th April 23]

# 376 comitted by Limus

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danke, ich wollte auch den Schwanz

-Ran [15th April 23]

# 377 comitted by Zoe

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I'm trying so hard not to put urs in mine

-Limus [21st April 23]

# 378 comitted by Zoe

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i have cum

-Ran [23rd April 23]

# 379 comitted by Juno

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der Käse funktioniert nicht

-Zoe [24th April 23]

# 380 comitted by Lizzy

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Ich schicke meine eigene Frau weg um Stein zu holen

-Lizzy [29th April 23]

# 381 comitted by Zoe

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ich bin da, wo bin ich?

-Limus [30th April 23]

# 382 comitted by Carlo

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Tobias wird einfach zum Käfer

-Lizzy [30th April 23]

# 383 comitted by Lizzy

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Tobias wird einfach zum Kiffer

-Lizzy [30th April 23]

# 384 comitted by Lizzy

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ketchupussy

-Lizzy [30th April 23]

# 385 comitted by Lizzy

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ich hasse allgemein diese dritte Welt am meisten

-Lizzy [30th April 23]

# 386 comitted by Zoe

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how am i supposed to... boobs

-Ran [5th May 23]

# 387 comitted by Lizzy

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Ex-sugar daddy

-Ran [5th May 23]

# 388 comitted by Lizzy

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starts hyperventalating into a recorder

-Juno [5th May 23]

# 389 comitted by Juno

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ich hab die skills

-Frau Woelk [15th May 23]

# 390 comitted by Juno

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twitch prime is not a crime

-Herr Targatz [18th May 23]

# 391 comitted by Zoe

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das sieht aus wie... minecraft

-Herr Targatz [18th May 23]

# 392 comitted by Carlo

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Alisa: schmeckt nach getreide Carlo: Schmeckt nach Israel?

-Carlo [23rd May 23]

# 393 comitted by Carlo

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Erhängen im Co-op Modus

-??? [25th May 23]

# 394 comitted by Limus

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Ich kann viele Sachen in meine Hände nehmen

-Juno [26th May 23]

# 395 comitted by Lizzy

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elisabeth: breakdance alisa: dragdance?

-Limus [27th May 23]

# 396 comitted by Carlo

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"was ist 7x5" -Alisa "54"- Lisa

-Lizzy [27th May 23]

# 397 comitted by Limus

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Wird nichts, ich gehe pissen

-Lizzy [27th May 23]

# 398 comitted by Ran

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Ich bin kein Depp. Sie sind ein Depp.

-Hannes Schwester [2nd June 23]

# 399 comitted by Juno

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_das sind solche Konsumenten_

-Juno [3rd June 23]

# 400 comitted by Lizzy

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I won't put those grippers away

-Lizzy [5th June 23]

# 401 comitted by Limus

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