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looks at lobster: fainda: omg those are shrimps !!!

-Zoe  [2nd October 22]

# 202 comitted by Ran

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elisas mom * zu elisa *: was für Freunde?

-Lizzys Mom  [5th October 22]

# 203 comitted by Juno

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mio: I'm ending our friendship.. do you wanna be my husband? me: sure mio: nvm u r too british

-Mio  [7th October 22]

# 204 comitted by Ran

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I love cocks :3c

-Mio  [7th October 22]

# 205 comitted by Ran

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Alisa: Juno kann ich den Ural einnehmen? Juno: Ja kannst du Alisa; Ok ich hab verkackt

-Limus  [11th October 22]

# 206 comitted by Ran

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never thought i would say I don't like balls

-Lizzy  [11th October 22]

# 207 comitted by Juno

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you're just in class, squishing your boob, what are you gonna do? tell me to stop stimming?

-Zoe  [13th October 22]

# 208 comitted by Ran

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Ohhh ich bin dumm, deswegen

-Ran  [15th October 22]

# 209 comitted by Mio

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Toby of tobyland. I will say it in your language so you can understand: "you slay"

-Juno  [15th October 22]

# 210 comitted by Juno

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Toby: what is wrong with you Me: im gay

-Mio  [15th October 22]

# 211 comitted by Mio

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for the Dildo community of germany

-Zoe  [16th October 22]

# 212 comitted by Ran

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Pulling the foreskin off the octussy

-Zoe  [16th October 22]

# 213 comitted by Ran

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me: did you just remember a new kink? fainda: ...not new but-

-Zoe  [16th October 22]

# 214 comitted by Ran

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ach nein meine wassermelone ist wieder geschmolzen, typisch mittwoch

-Zoe  [16th October 22]

# 215 comitted by Ran

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look, it's the muskmelonussy drip

-Ran  [16th October 22]

# 216 comitted by Zoe

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* shows picture of tomato * oh that's hot

-Ran  [16th October 22]

# 217 comitted by Zoe

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can they make me nice and thight as well? Can they fill me with what- [cuts off]

-Zoe  [16th October 22]

# 218 comitted by Ran

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a..amo.. EMOSEXUEL

-Zoe  [18th October 22]

# 219 comitted by Ran

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I wanna be stuffed like a bamboo pot

-Zoe  [18th October 22]

# 220 comitted by Ran

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WAIT HOW DO YOU START A FIGHT???? uhhh du du nazi... du EMO .. woof??

-Zoe  [18th October 22]

# 221 comitted by Ran

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heute ist es nichtmehr cool und woke schwul zu sein, heute ist es woke trans zu sein, besondes ein transkind

-Zoe  [18th October 22]

# 222 comitted by Ran

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I WANTED TO INSULT YOU AND NOT START A tHERAPY SESSIN??

-Zoe  [18th October 22]

# 223 comitted by Ran

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we're so cool guys

-Juno  [20th October 22]

# 224 comitted by Juno

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oh my god wait I can cum

-Zoe  [31st October 22]

# 225 comitted by Ran

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I wish I couldn't cum.. WAIT NO

-Zoe  [31st October 22]

# 226 comitted by Ran

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I'm trying to screw my- .....no that's not the right word.

-Zoe  [31st October 22]

# 227 comitted by Ran

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lemme just say inserts.. inserts- inserts................ this is awkward jsut continue

-Zoe  [5th November 22]

# 228 comitted by Ran

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i cant give head anymore

-Juno  [7th November 22]

# 229 comitted by Lizzy

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ohh they have chokers

-Ran  [7th November 22]

# 230 comitted by Zoe

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im drinking piss

-Lizzy  [7th November 22]

# 231 comitted by Zoe

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me: No fuck you Zoe: Nooo fucks me

-Zoe  [7th November 22]

# 232 comitted by Ran

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ich hab hier so ne weiche Blaubeere und die saug ich gerad' aus

-Lizzy  [9th November 22]

# 233 comitted by Zoe

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ich hab hier so ne weiche [...] und die saug ich gerad' aus

-Lizzy  [9th November 22]

# 234 comitted by Zoe

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on my way to murder 100 squids and bunnys

-Lizzy  [11th November 22]

# 235 comitted by Zoe

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Zoe: he has a boyfriend elisa: why

-Lizzy  [11th November 22]

# 236 comitted by Ran

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Carlo: ich bin 3 jahre älter als Juno Zoe: 3 Jahre? Carlo: 3 TAGE NICHT JAHRE SORRY

-Carlo  [11th November 22]

# 237 comitted by Carlo

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Carlo: kann sein dass ich eine bombe kriege als geburstaggeschenk Zoe: DAS KÖNNTEN WIR MACHEN

-Zoe  [11th November 22]

# 238 comitted by Carlo

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wanna match grippy socks?

-Ran  [12th November 22]

# 239 comitted by Ran

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elisa: apropp "wush" ich kann mir nen kakao machen fainda & Juno: WAS HAT DAS MIT WUSH ZU TUN?

-Lizzy  [12th November 22]

# 240 comitted by Juno

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LETS FOLLOW THE MUSIC !!!!!!!!!! *explosions are heard**

-Zoe  [16th November 22]

# 241 comitted by Mio

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