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easy cum

-Ran  [18th November 22]

# 242 comitted by Zoe

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fainda: Silenc AHA AHA. me: what fainda: fuck I can't explain

-Zoe  [29th November 22]

# 243 comitted by Ran

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i do eat my own hair

-Lizzy  [29th November 22]

# 244 comitted by Zoe

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Was sind 10 Stunden in Minuten... *taschenrechner* 600 Minuten... das ist jetzt schon peinlich

-Zoe  [30th November 22]

# 245 comitted by Mio

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wenn du dann 27 bist und kinder hast

-Junos Therapeut  [1st December 22]

# 246 comitted by Juno

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dann können wir uns ja zum Schlittschuh laufen treffen

-Junos Therapeut  [1st December 22]

# 247 comitted by Juno

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ich wär ja jetzt eigendlich in paris

-Junos Therapeut  [1st December 22]

# 248 comitted by Juno

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vielleicht währe kirche ja auch was für dich (als beruf)

-Junos Therapeut  [1st December 22]

# 249 comitted by Juno

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ist ja selten dass ich das von nem mädchen höhre, dass du mit deinen freunden karaoke machst

-Junos Therapeut  [1st December 22]

# 250 comitted by Juno

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aaa smash ass

-Limus  [2nd December 22]

# 251 comitted by Ran

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me: I'm here, I'm queer and I'm ready to see Milo- elisa: *plays caramelldansen nightcore*

-Lizzy  [4th December 22]

# 252 comitted by Ran

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fainda: close the luigi porn forum! Toby: I have!

-Zoe  [4th December 22]

# 253 comitted by Ran

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guys... I couldn't find the vent button...

-Zoe  [5th December 22]

# 254 comitted by Ran

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We'Re gonna be in so much heat toby !!

-Zoe  [7th December 22]

# 255 comitted by Ran

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i wish i could've gone inside you

-Ran  [7th December 22]

# 256 comitted by Zoe

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me: ah fuck zoe: not rn sorry Me: nah you'Re not calculestor zoe: :( What the fuck , *becomes caluclator*

-Zoe  [7th December 22]

# 257 comitted by Ran

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zoe: you're always better when you'Re loud Me: you.. wanna elaborate? fainda: no I don't wanna

-Zoe  [7th December 22]

# 258 comitted by Ran

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possibilitie- AAA (most high pitched screeched I ever heard)-

-Zoe  [7th December 22]

# 259 comitted by Ran

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fuck you, *unboxes you*

-Zoe  [8th December 22]

# 260 comitted by Ran

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alte leute haben kein recht zu leben!

-Zoe  [8th December 22]

# 261 comitted by Ran

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i'd love to just take a fucking bite out of mellohi

-Ran  [8th December 22]

# 262 comitted by Zoe

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me: I miss technoblade mio: oh my god I forgot he died

-Mio  [12th December 22]

# 263 comitted by Ran

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damit du flexibeler im bett bist

-Limus  [17th December 22]

# 264 comitted by Lizzy

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Me: it looks like a tampon Zoe: i dont think tampons are so hard and edgy

-Zoe  [17th December 22]

# 265 comitted by Lizzy

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*looks at rhe mc torch* it looks like a tampon

-Lizzy  [17th December 22]

# 266 comitted by Ran

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die (feige) hat mir hallo gesagt

-Lizzy  [17th December 22]

# 267 comitted by Zoe

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we're not even drunk

-Lizzy  [17th December 22]

# 268 comitted by Juno

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eggo makes me preggo-WHAT?!

-Lizzy  [20th December 22]

# 269 comitted by Juno

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I sadly don't have an image of me fucking

-Zoe  [21st December 22]

# 270 comitted by Ran

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S THAT FUCKING KANyE WEST oh no it'S tyler the creator

-Zoe  [21st December 22]

# 271 comitted by Ran

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dnag

-Lizzy  [22nd December 22]

# 272 comitted by Juno

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IHR HEUCHLER (some other shit-)

-Zoe  [22nd December 22]

# 273 comitted by Lizzy

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was macht ihr auf den eiern?!

-Zoe  [22nd December 22]

# 274 comitted by Lizzy

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sollen die eier wachsen?

-Zoe  [22nd December 22]

# 275 comitted by Lizzy

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looking at balls ... meows

-Ran  [22nd December 22]

# 276 comitted by Lizzy

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zoe: who made a dick! toby: _penis_ toby: also wanna make one

-Ran  [22nd December 22]

# 277 comitted by Lizzy

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me when balls

-Lizzy  [22nd December 22]

# 278 comitted by Lizzy

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I forgot I'm a homoexual

-Zoe  [23rd December 22]

# 279 comitted by Ran

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literal 4 hs later: OH I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOU WANTED ME TO PICK THE OTHER CHARACTER

-Zoe  [23rd December 22]

# 280 comitted by Ran

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me: I'm starting to suffercate fainda: omg you'Re so sweaty !!

-Zoe  [23rd December 22]

# 281 comitted by Ran

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