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sinks your teeth into me neurodivergently

-Mio  [17th July 22]

# 121 comitted by Zoe

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sinks your teeth into me autistically

-Zoe  [17th July 22]

# 122 comitted by Mio

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I am sexist, it sometimes just be liek that

-Lizzy  [18th July 22]

# 123 comitted by Ran

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did she really say "liek"?

-Juno  [19th July 22]

# 124 comitted by Juno

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okok (TTS said: oh cock)

-Ran  [21st July 22]

# 125 comitted by Lizzy

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ara (thru tts)

-Ran  [22nd July 22]

# 126 comitted by Zoe

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Ja warte ich schlag dich gleich

-Mio  [23rd July 22]

# 127 comitted by Zoe

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me: oh god the bisexuality is too big elisa: what's too big? ur DICK-

-Lizzy  [24th July 22]

# 128 comitted by Ran

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oh perfect, it's creamy

-Lizzy  [25th July 22]

# 129 comitted by Ran

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I'm going to fuck you up real bad (because I'm mexican!)

-Juno  [25th July 22]

# 130 comitted by Ran

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Lizzy & me: singing lyrics of dear evan hansen but not because we'Re gay Juno: Starts fucking chocking

-Ran  [25th July 22]

# 131 comitted by Ran

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me: how did you do that? your score is lower that Lucas Lizzy: tbh he is probably a virgin me: YOU ARE ALSO A VIRGIN

-Juno  [29th July 22]

# 132 comitted by Juno

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Zoe and I: laufen weg mit Steigung Zoe: warum ist das so anstrengend, hier ist literally keine Steigung

-Zoe  [30th July 22]

# 133 comitted by Mio

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*sees peacock from Barbie movie* he dummy thick

-Ran  [31st July 22]

# 134 comitted by Lizzy

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prince ali who is a human of the male race

-???  [31st July 22]

# 135 comitted by Lizzy

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i love fucking objects sitting ontop of each other

-Ran  [1st August 22]

# 136 comitted by Zoe

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I've listened to the one the smiths the cure and death tones and am a male manioulator now, and fuck it I only use he/him pronouns now/s

-Zoe  [1st August 22]

# 137 comitted by Ran

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you see how hard it is?

-Zoe  [1st August 22]

# 138 comitted by Mio

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where are my balls? WHAT HAVE U DONE TO MY BALLS MATE??

-Lizzy  [1st August 22]

# 139 comitted by Mio

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what if the bike is riding me

-Juno  [4th August 22]

# 140 comitted by Lizzy

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he goes weak for walnuts

-Ran  [5th August 22]

# 141 comitted by Lizzy

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I'm going to fuck the dragon

-Ran  [5th August 22]

# 142 comitted by Juno

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notjing

-Limus  [5th August 22]

# 143 comitted by Juno

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I hate when they didn't come back down

-Zoe  [5th August 22]

# 144 comitted by Ran

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me: Talks about how os are made for a younger audience fainda: Fucking breaks down and questions it ''It feels like I just experienced a breakup**

-Zoe  [5th August 22]

# 145 comitted by Ran

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omg was sind das für eier

-Zoe  [5th August 22]

# 146 comitted by Mio

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Mio: ich liege halt halb nackt un hab kb mich anzuziehen fur ayran Zoe: ich komme rüber Mio: ................für ayran?

-Mio  [5th August 22]

# 147 comitted by Ran

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todays episode of zoes breakdown: how the fuck do people make bottles

-Zoe  [6th August 22]

# 148 comitted by Ran

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I've never been indirectly deadnamed so much in a starbucks wtf

-Zoe  [6th August 22]

# 149 comitted by Ran

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no because how tf do they get the ring connected to the bottlecap and get that on the bottle it's just???????????????????

-Zoe  [7th August 22]

# 150 comitted by Zoe

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Zoe: hitting sound coiny aah, coiny don't stop limus: *leaves vc on time*

-Limus  [11th August 22]

# 151 comitted by Ran

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steck das ding in die Steckdose rein. Nicht die Katze dein Handy!

-Limus  [13th August 22]

# 152 comitted by Lizzy

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*Lisa smells at clay something* smells nuty

-Lizzy  [14th August 22]

# 153 comitted by Limus

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wia gi got th etxyg wrong

-Ran  [17th August 22]

# 154 comitted by Zoe

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I lowkey wan rn m eh Raj n twi can plau at rhis gake ..or maube not i vanf fuckint tiuoe

-Zoe  [17th August 22]

# 155 comitted by Ran

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me: you getting flutschfingered again? Lisa; * slow, confident nodding *

-Lizzy  [17th August 22]

# 156 comitted by Zoe

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*irgend so n' kind guckt auf mich, mio, zoe und Alisa* Papa schau mal wie komisch die aussehen !!!

-Ran  [18th August 22]

# 157 comitted by Ran

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mio: dann werde ich dich dan nächste mal beißen me: holding my hand out mio: .. nein, jetzt bietest du es mir zu sehr an

-Mio  [18th August 22]

# 158 comitted by Ran

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The meat has to be earned

-Lizzy  [18th August 22]

# 159 comitted by Lizzy

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mio: we have balls me: we have balls 🤝 *hold hands*

-Mio  [18th August 22]

# 160 comitted by Ran

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